Zachy HennesseyMassage Therapy: Oil, Bones, and Things UnrubbedLately I’ve been interested in massage therapy (giving, not receiving - I’ve long since abandoned all hope that my friends or family will…Nov 15, 2021Nov 15, 2021
Zachy HennesseySurgeon in Cahoots with Chiropractor Has Been Implanting Rice Krispie Treats in Patients During…Surgeon Alan Kraemer, 57, secretly inserted several Rice Krispie Treats into the shoulder joints of over a dozen patients during surgery…Aug 4, 2021Aug 4, 2021
Zachy HennesseyThese Fish Prove The Existence Of A Malevolent GodTheologians and marine biologists have thrown away their centuries-long rivalry to crack the code to divine punishment, in an act of…Jul 19, 20212Jul 19, 20212
Zachy HennesseyMathematically Determining the Market Value of a Bird in the Hand and Two in the BushEarlier this week, I went to my father seeking career advice. He peered at me from over his comically large newspaper, removed his corncob…Jul 14, 2021Jul 14, 2021
Zachy HennesseyAn Extremely Accurate Culinary Roadmap To Gordon Ramsay’s Five-Star CuisineProfessionally, I’m a critically acclaimed food critic (which is actually a pretty easy title to get if you’re a critic with even a scratch…Jul 5, 2021Jul 5, 2021
Zachy HennesseyA Bird By Any Other Name Would Sound As TweetWhat’s up Beak Freaks! If you read the headline you already know what you’re in for: a great time reading about some of the coolest birds…Jun 28, 20212Jun 28, 20212
Zachy HennesseyAC New Horizons And DOOM Eternal Look Great For The Same ReasonIn just a few short days, two highly anticipated triple-A gaming titles are set to release: the casual and relaxing Animal Crossing New…Mar 15, 20201Mar 15, 20201
Zachy HennesseyGame Consoles May Soon Be Gone, ForeverWith the Playstation 5 and XBOX Series X coming this Holiday season, the next generation of consoles will only continue to cement itself…Mar 3, 2020Mar 3, 2020
Zachy HennesseyRest in peace, books.Face it folks, people just aren’t reading for leisure anymore. Gone are the days of curling up under a blanket next to the fire and…Jan 29, 20202Jan 29, 20202
